Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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