I think I am morally bankrupt
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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