I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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