why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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