Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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