i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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