Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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