It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Barsexuality is the new black.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Found your dick twin last night
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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