I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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