yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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