That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Randomize
