And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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