i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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