It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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