I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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