Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
the condom got lost in my hair
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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