Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I need to wash the frat house off of me
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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