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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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