YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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