Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I got inside last night via doggy door
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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