i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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