Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Congratulations! We have a period
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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