Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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