he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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