I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Walk of Shame today included voting.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
