we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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