Non-Jews are for practice
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
