Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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