I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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