I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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