did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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