Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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