Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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