hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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