Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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