How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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