i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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