she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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