I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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