I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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