ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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