Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
ttyl tear gas
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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