You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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