Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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