PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
nutella sex= disaster
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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