And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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