I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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