So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
