I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My dick has a subreddit
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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