Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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